Here are some of the funniest jerseys we've built for beer league teams across North America
Examples of products we've created for hockey teams across Canada and the United States
So, maybe you’ve read our list of Best Beer League Hockey Team Names and you’re wondering, “Does anyone actually use these names for their team?” The answer is a resounding YES!
Now, these are not necessarily meant to be the “best” beer league hockey jerseys, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
We’ve divided this list into two simple categories:
- Beer-related (expanded to include all types of alcohol)
- Not beer-related (most often sexual innuendos or other dirty/NSFW puns, because you guys are like that)
Because we like to be different, we’ll start with number 2
FUNNY HOCKEY TEAM NAMES: NOT BEER-RELATED
Dinosaur Cowboys - Waterford, Connecticut
We need to start with one that still has us laughing to-date. It's not so much the logo that is funny alone as it is the back story.
As customer emailed us and said, "Teammate got a dumb tattoo, as you can see. So I figured I'd make his tattoo our team logo."
...and with just a Snapchat picture in hand we made it happen!
Fresh Lettuce - Emerald Park, Saskatchewan
Finish this sentence:
"Mullets and hockey are like __________ and __________"
Hard to keep a team off this list that pays homage to an iconic hockey look.
We're curious if any of these gentlemen happened to go to high school in Minnesota.
Wiarton Skoonerz - Barrie, Ontario
Saskatoon Juulpods - Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Dad Bods - Whitby, Ontario
Boilers - Mississauga, Ontario
These fellas asked for some logo help when ordering jerseys from us, so we offered up some past creations. They ran with the Dad Bods and made it their own.
Sex Panthers - Waterloo, Ontario
60% of the time, they win every time. Follow their shenanigans on Instagram.
These rebels went as far as to create matching shells too.
50 in '07 - Kleinburg, Ontario
A reference to the famous @DanyAllstar15 Twitter account. Recap for those unfamiliar: this Twitter account was meant to be a parody of “Dany Heatley’s ego”.
The account made smart a** remarks about anything NHL-related and constantly reminded fans that Dany Heatley scored 50 goals in 2007.
Dickens Cider - Aurora, Ontario
Unfortunately, the first female member of our sales team was greeted with these jerseys going out the door her first week. Good thing she’s not easily offended.
Here's what we believe to be the original reference (if this is your type of humour).
Gary Busey Express - Toronto, Ontario
Usually we’re leery of using a celebrity’s face (for legal reasons), but this team showed us evidence that Gary Busey had personally signed their old jerseys and given their past sets several likes on social media, so we gave it a pass.
Our favourite touch is that instead of captaincy it spells out G-A-R-Y
Book Hockey - Toronto, Ontario
Not only far from the first first Book Hockey we’ve done, but also not the first “K” we’ve put for captaincy. What is a first though is their insistence to use lowercase “a’s” for alternate captains.
Unfortunately we don’t have a photo of it, but we once had a team in Salem, Wisconsin “prank” their goalie by assigning him two captaincy “D’s”, one on each chest (oh, brother).
FUNNY HOCKEY TEAM NAMES: BEER-RELATED
Beer Kings - Calgary, Alberta
Please take a moment to zoom in and appreciate the detail that went into this logo. This customer hand drew this logo before turning it into vector art for us (if you don’t know what vector art is don’t worry, we can help at no extra charge).
One particular note we want to call out are the bubbles that are even inside the team name. To top it all off, these lads used the Brandon Wheat Kings striping pattern: fitting!
Boozehounds - Markham, Ontario
Ok, maybe these were baseball jerseys we printed, but the logo could definitely work for hockey jerseys as well!
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Impressive Beer Kings logo! Also loved Solar Bears – ELE and Flint Tropics reference!